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Tuesday, December 23, 2008 ( 9:20 PM )

I loveeeeee this picture! Diff expression from five of us! Cool or wat?!

Yo humans! I'am back with a brand new post... You see! When i don't want to post or don't even wish to post, i will not post till like about nearly a month... But when i want to post or i have the feelings to post, i can even do it everyday... But the problem is not i post everyday or once a month... The problem here when i post, humans just don't know how to tag! But when i didn't post, humans cleverly flooded my tag board asking to post... And those humans whom ask me to post didn't tag me when i'am done wasting like 1-2 hours of squeezing my brain juice just to give a understandable yet as short as possible post for you all... Haiya! NVM! Thats not a big deal for me... Just expressing out how i feel when i check my tag board just now...

Soo basically today's post may make you laugh your intestine out or maybe perhaps nothing... If you have a good good imagination, try imagine what i am going to share later... Imagine its YOU! I can sure you that you can laugh your kidney out! Let me start the story:

Riding with classmates

Sooo well just now i went to East Coast park for riding with sak & asyraf... HAHA! Alot right? wuahahahaha! EH! You don't think three people only means boring ride eh.. Slap you from top to bottom ah! Three people go but the fun & laughters we had were like there's 30 people! Don't play a fool ahh... Its also up to you lahh how much jokes & fun you want to put in to liven up the atmosphere... The more you shut the hell up, the more you feel like hell.. wuahahaha! For those who thinks that i am going to tell from A to Z abt today's riding, i am truly sorry that i am not... I am posting about the incident that occur to MYSELF during the period of the riding... This will be the part that will either makes you laugh your intestine out or nothing... All lies on the powerfulness of your imagination!

Duration: 3 hours.

From: Center part of east coast.

To: Somewhere just beside the Changi Airport runway. Almost to changi beach.

Type of bicycle: Double seat & single seat.

Intro

-Me & sak take the double seat.

-Asyraf take the single seat.

-It just keep swapping due to the pain at the ass of ours due to the rock hard seats.

1st incident

Relax at pondok first before deciding to swap with asyraf... Means now will be me taking the single seat while asyraf & sak will be taking the double seat... Soo when i cycle single seat bike, i can't cycle too slow nor too fast because it will make my bike stumble... Weird right? Means i got to go at a quite fast speed and it also means that i will be quite far from the double seat ones... Soo at this particular place whereby i decided to look behind to check how far the double seats were from me... Soo i turn back with my right hand off the handle... The moment i turn back with my right hand off the handle, my bike STUMBLE like hell and the bike FALL to the right too! GOSHHHH!! Just imagine how panic i am when the bike stumble! Once the bike fall my RIGHT leg was push forward and brushing on the hard rocky ground while i am standing! Asyraf & sakinah saw the way i fall... They laugh at me & even i laugh at myself!! Wuahahahahaha! JUST IMAGINE!

2nd incident

It happens less than a metre from the 1st incident!! Greatness or wat!! This time with the double seat... Me & sakinah decided to try out me to be at the front because for double seat, i can't simpily control the bike when i am at the front... Weird stuffs!! Soo me & sakinah full of enthu & confidence that we can move smoothly! BUT THEN!! Once both of our legs off the ground & onto the peddle, the bike STUMBLE like hell once again & fall to the RIGHT again!! This time since double seat bike are pretty heavy, me & sakinah were pushing all the way down to the grass just beside us.. Thx god there's grass there! HAHAHA! But the sensational thing was I DID A SOMERSAULT JUST LIKE HOW COMMANDOS NORMALLY DO WHEN THE MOMENT THE BIKE ABIT MORE TOUCH THE GROUND!! SOMERSAULT YOU KNOW!! We all laugh our intestine,lungs,hearts out mannn!! Even me & sakinah can laugh! Especially me! I laugh at myself like one idiot because i did a super fast somersault! HAHAHAHAHA!! When i stand, i look at the bike, i thank myself for doing the somersault because if i didn't do it, i guess my knee will be dislocated due to the front wheel turn all the way facing my seat with a metal basket too... The metal basket did save sakinah's knee from dislocated due to the basket that makes the bike a bit higher at the back seat... JUST IMAGINE!

3rd incident

Cycling back from somewhere near changi beach... Btw, i am cycling the single bike back... There's this part whereby there's a 90 degrees sharp left turn followed by a short distance cross over a road then back to the cycling path.... Before going back to the cycling path, there's three poles equally spread out vertically for a motive to make us slow down... Soo i decided to make some "STUNT"... HAHAHAHA! I was cycle quite fast and on the right... Means if i were to just go straight, i will pass the poles SAFELY... But i decided to pass through the middle whereby both left & right have the poles... Angle my bike superbly & i pass through the middle swee2 & nicely too BUT the moment i pass through the middle, sakinah shouted freaking loud at the back... Actually the shout was meant for asyraf whom was with her at the double seat BUT the shout makes me freaking shock that I ACCIDENTALLY LOST BALANCE OF MY BIKE & TURN TO THE RIGHT AGAIN & CRASH INTO A ELECTRIC METAL BOX!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And all of us laugh our intestine,lungs,heart out again! JUST IMAGINE!

Final incident

A unique one... Again this time i want to do some "STUNT" again..... Again with the single seat bike.... Crashing into a electric metal box wasn't enough to make me stop from trying out "stunts" again... HAHAHAHAHA!! This time not near at all to the 3rd incident... Its 1/2 more to the bicycle shop where we rent our bike... At this particular place, asyraf & sakinah was already tired soo they decided to walk awhile... But i decided to do "stunt" just beside them because its a empty & sandy place... Soo before doing the "stunt", i decide to test the smoothness of the ground.... After testing, "stunt" comes... This time round "stunt" is to pass a lamp post with my left handle swee2 passing the lamp post... Move back & go i cycle not that fast towards directly the lamp post.... Angle the bike nicely & surely confirm 100% my left handle will pass the lamp post swee2 one... But the moment my left handle almost swee2 pass the lamp post, then i saw sakinah walking to towards the direction my bike was moving!! I PANIC & ACCIDENTALLY TURN THE BIKE ABIT TO THE LEFT & HIT THE LAMP POST & FALL TO THE RIGHT AGAIN & WAS PUSH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE GROUND!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! We all once again laugh our intestine,lungs,hearts out!! JUST IMAGINE!!!

Ok i am tired of laughing already!! Stay tuned for the next post!! BYE BYE!